YourName@screenmancer.tv

Sign me up NOW! And keep my details private from the spammers, stalkers, paparazzi!

You know what to do: We need the yadda...
NO WAY WILL YOUR INFO EVER be released to another party without your permission. TAKE THAT SPAMMERS, BIG MEDIA, BAD AD CAMPAIGNS!

 
How do you want your eggs? Example: WoodyAllen@screenmancer.tv  

Annoying Yet Necessary Talking Points for Making Up Your Username and Password:  

  • PICK A NUMB3R, ANY NUMB3R: 3 to 20 letters and numbers
  • Don't piss off the IT Trolls with blank spaces 
  • Hyphen(-), dot(.), and underscore(_) are OK 
  • No other special characters, such as &, %, $ 
  • DUH-OY, Listen Marge, Username must begin and end in a letter or number. 
 
READY FOR YOUR eCLOSE-UP? Username: @screenmancer.tv 
Password: 
Twice as Nice, Retype Password: 
 
GIVE YOURSELF A CLUE:  

If you forget your password, we will just get the IT Troll to kick your ass, then take names. Yet, if actually remember your clue, we call on GLINDA, THE GOOD WITCH of the NET to restore your password. (DON'T TAKE OFF THE RED SHOES THOUGH, DOROTHY!)  

Note: Anyone can request your hint question, unless they are THE SCARECROW BEFORE OZ. Choose one that only you know the answer to, and will vaguely remember even when hungover... 

 

Cough up the Answer to your hint question, before Jimmy Cagney plugs you full of holes:  

 

 
SPILL YOUR GUTS, SAYS JIMMY CAGNEY, SCARFACE (the original, not the remake/s): 
Foist Name: 
Last name, if you know who ya fadda wuz: 
City: 
State: (US only) 
 
Zip/Postal Code: 
Phone No: 

(optional) 
Country: 
 
Pants or a skirt, or not 
 
When wuz you born? (Hey, the IT Troll wants to make sure yer over 18 bub, certainly over freakin' 12! (We are a PERV-FREE environment, no 'MySpace Syndrome' here, folks! (month/day/year) 
Current e-mail address at that dive ISP you been livin' in (required):
 
Terms of Service:  
 
 

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